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PGA Golfer Hoping To Hit The Office If Round Finishes Early

PGA Golfer Hoping To Hit The Office If Round Finishes Early

HONOLULU—Wiping the sweat from his head as he studied a baffling putt angle on the eighth green, PGA golfer Grant…

Phil Mickelson Becomes First Golfer To Win Major In 14 Different Decades

Phil Mickelson Becomes First Golfer To Win Major In 14 Different Decades

SAN DIEGO—Making history with his PGA Championship victory Sunday at Kiawah Island, Phil Mickelson became the first…

‘This Is What It’s All About, Boys,’ Says Man Hour Away From Complete Meltdown On Sixth Hole

‘This Is What It’s All About, Boys,’ Says Man Hour Away From Complete Meltdown On Sixth Hole

NILES, IL—Basking in the majesty of the municipal golf course, local man James Carrol exclaimed, “This is what it’s…

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