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Medina Spirit Trashes Trailer In Steroid-Fueled Rage After Being Told Of Second Positive Test

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Medina Spirit Trashes Trailer In Steroid-Fueled Rage After Being Told Of Second Positive Test

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Bob Baffert Once Again Denies Doping Allegations After Medina Spirit Wins Coca-Cola 600

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Bob Baffert Once Again Denies Doping Allegations After Medina Spirit Wins Coca-Cola 600

CHARLOTTE, NC—Insisting that he would be cleared of all wrongdoing and is the target of a media witch hunt,…

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Young Mare Can’t Believe Stallion She Slept With Lied To Her About Being 5-2 Favorite In Preakness Stakes

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Young Mare Can’t Believe Stallion She Slept With Lied To Her About Being 5-2 Favorite In Preakness Stakes

BALTIMORE—Cursing herself out for ever having been so gullible, local mare Persephone couldn’t believe the stallion…

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