LOS ANGELES—Blasting them for the constant noise while his team was trying to deliver their lines, Baker Mayfield…
LOS ANGELES—Attacking the Chicago Bulls legend for his “massively overrated” line reads, Scottie Pippen boasted…
SAN FRANCISCO—Shouting over each other as guest Philip Rivers sat in awkward silence, ESPN2’s ManningCast devolved…
GREEN BAY, WI—Lashing out at those who had criticized his decision to refuse the Covid-19 shot, a defiant Aaron…
ORLANDO, FL—Hailing the product as a way users can get a piece of real-life action, retired NFL player Warren Sapp…
ARLINGTON, TX—Revealing hundreds of humiliating and bigoted messages wired by the Cowboys owner last century, The…
REDWOOD CITY, CA—Touting it as the most realistic update to their long running “Franchise Mode,” EA Sports revealed…
CUDDEBACKVILLE, NY—Estimating that the rule change had been made at least five seasons ago, local fantasy football…
HARLEM, NY—In a surprise appearance that sent local spectators into a frenzy, reports confirmed that seven-time…
NEW ORLEANS—Breathing heavily after the long run returning the chew toy to the 27-year-old quarterback, local dog…
LOS ANGELES—Returning home from Tokyo as the most decorated female swimmer in history, seven-time Olympic gold…
TOKYO—Staring in wonderment as the Olympic Village, stadiums, and surrounding cityscape collapsed in upon…
LOS ANGELES—Anxiously stirring in his chair as the barber was interrupted once again, barbershop customer Jerry…
LA VISTA, NE—In a stunning display of self-delusional and outright ignorance, local kindergartner Mia Gaughan told…
TOKYO—Citing the distraction of large raptorial birds with wingspans of up to 5 feet, multiple Olympic divers told…
TOKYO—With the pair continuing to exhibit flawlessly coordinated physical behaviors, reports confirmed frightened…
NEW YORK—Touting the inhalant as the first of its kind to give the parents of athletes the extra push they need,…
NEW YORK—Accusing her of being selfish and unfit to be a gold medal gymnast, conservatives blasted Simone Biles…
SHAKER HEIGHTS, OH—Decrying the changing standards for international competition, local television viewer Edward…
TOKYO—Stressing that nothing could have prepared her for the stress of competing in front of nearly half a dozen…