GALLOWAY, NJ—Cursing himself and sweating as he tried to eliminate all traces of what he’d done, embarrassed local…
PROVIDENCE, RI—Telling the student that he needed to come up with a better excuse for not handing in assignments on…
BEIJING—Following the previous night’s closing ceremonies, Beijing city officials received numerous reports Monday…
TAMPA, FL—Diligently taking notes on hours of slowed-down video footage, future Hall of Fame quarterback Tom Brady…
PITTSBURGH—Saluting the legacy of a quarterback who brought two Super Bowls to the city and did so much to local…
SPOKANE, WA—Saying it played a “dangerous role” in denying perennial all-stars the rings they clearly deserved, Hall…
NEW YORK—Following up on the momentum generated by expanding both the regular season and the playoff field, the NFL…
BEND, OR—As he excitedly slapped a teammate on the back after delivering a pinpoint 30-yard throw in practice,…
SPARTANBURG, SC—Friends and relatives were reportedly making predictions about the new baby’s sporting prospects…
SAN ANTONIO, TX—Coming clean about his off-the-court exploits during his 19 years in the NBA, former San Antonio…
NAMPA, ID—Stewing with anxiety and unable to sleep while fretting over what he was capable of, local fantasy…
ESTERO, FL—Calling the recent signing of Tom Brady “exciting as long as it goes better than last time,” Hertz CEO…
BATON ROUGE, LA—Calling it a harmless fib to fit in and let him do his job without distraction, former Notre Dame…
LOS ANGELES—Blasting them for the constant noise while his team was trying to deliver their lines, Baker Mayfield…
LOS ANGELES—Attacking the Chicago Bulls legend for his “massively overrated” line reads, Scottie Pippen boasted…
SAN FRANCISCO—Shouting over each other as guest Philip Rivers sat in awkward silence, ESPN2’s ManningCast devolved…
GREEN BAY, WI—Lashing out at those who had criticized his decision to refuse the Covid-19 shot, a defiant Aaron…
ORLANDO, FL—Hailing the product as a way users can get a piece of real-life action, retired NFL player Warren Sapp…
ARLINGTON, TX—Revealing hundreds of humiliating and bigoted messages wired by the Cowboys owner last century, The…
REDWOOD CITY, CA—Touting it as the most realistic update to their long running “Franchise Mode,” EA Sports revealed…