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How Does A Hive Mind Keep A Synchronized Swimming Team So Coordinated?

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How Does A Hive Mind Keep A Synchronized Swimming Team So Coordinated?

A telepathic link allows a synchronized swimming team's hive mind to maintain uniform thoughts, feelings, and…

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Does Shaving A Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through The Air?

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Does Shaving A Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through The Air?

All Olympic throwers shave their hammers before competition, but does a hairless hammer really perform better?

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How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery?

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How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery?

Years of training allow Olympic archer Sarah Voegel to somehow resist shooting arrows at fans, stadium ushers, or…

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How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies To Finish Olympic Stadiums On Time?

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How Do Construction Workers Push Their Bodies To Finish Olympic Stadiums On Time?

Brazilian construction worker Rodrigo Silva's speed, endurance, and devotion to his family are put to the test in…

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