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Was LeBron Too Hard On His Laker Teammates When He Called Them A ‘Bunch Of Dumbass Shitheads Who Should Quit Basketball’?

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Was LeBron Too Hard On His Laker Teammates When He Called Them A ‘Bunch Of Dumbass Shitheads Who Should Quit Basketball’?

PublishedApril 4, 2019

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Should Baseball Fix Its Pacing Issues By Limiting Visits To The In-Laws During Games?<em></em>

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Should Baseball Fix Its Pacing Issues By Limiting Visits To The In-Laws During Games?

PublishedMarch 29, 2019

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Can Hank Finish The 14 Teams Left In His MLB Season Preview Before He Passes Out From Exhaustion?<em></em>

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Can Hank Finish The 14 Teams Left In His MLB Season Preview Before He Passes Out From Exhaustion?

PublishedMarch 28, 2019

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Could Bryce Harper Convince Mike Trout To Follow Him To A Giant Pile Of Money?<em></em>

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Could Bryce Harper Convince Mike Trout To Follow Him To A Giant Pile Of Money?

PublishedMarch 16, 2019

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Should The NFL Combine Get Rid Of The 40-Mile Dash?<em></em>

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Should The NFL Combine Get Rid Of The 40-Mile Dash?

PublishedMarch 15, 2019

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By The Time Bryce Harper's 13-Year Contract Expires, Hank Will Be A Lonely, Old, Useless Relic<em></em>

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By The Time Bryce Harper's 13-Year Contract Expires, Hank Will Be A Lonely, Old, Useless Relic

PublishedMarch 7, 2019

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Does The Rams’ Success Point Toward A League-Wide Trend Of Teams Drafting, Signing, And Trading For Good Players?<em></em>

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Does The Rams’ Success Point Toward A League-Wide Trend Of Teams Drafting, Signing, And Trading For Good Players?

PublishedFebruary 3, 2019

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Should Hank Host A Super Bowl Party Or Is Everyone Just Going To Talk Through The Whole Game Again?<em></em>

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Should Hank Host A Super Bowl Party Or Is Everyone Just Going To Talk Through The Whole Game Again?

PublishedFebruary 3, 2019

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Should The Oakland A’s Have Sent Brad Pitt To Persuade Kyler Murray?<em></em>

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Should The Oakland A’s Have Sent Brad Pitt To Persuade Kyler Murray?

PublishedJanuary 18, 2019

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Could This Be The Last Season We See Rob Gronkowski Fully Assembled In A Patriots Uniform?<em></em>

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Could This Be The Last Season We See Rob Gronkowski Fully Assembled In A Patriots Uniform?

PublishedJanuary 17, 2019

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UCF Deserves A Shot To Be Utterly Destroyed In The College Football Playoff<em></em>

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UCF Deserves A Shot To Be Utterly Destroyed In The College Football Playoff

PublishedDecember 20, 2018

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Should The NFL Offer To Reinstate Kareem Hunt If He Promises To Play Extra Hard?<em></em>

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Should The NFL Offer To Reinstate Kareem Hunt If He Promises To Play Extra Hard?

PublishedDecember 18, 2018

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Should The NFL Be Doing More To Prevent Female Concussions?<em></em>

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Should The NFL Be Doing More To Prevent Female Concussions?

PublishedDecember 7, 2018

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Should The NFL Prohibit Players From Appearing In Hotel Security Footage?<em></em>

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Should The NFL Prohibit Players From Appearing In Hotel Security Footage?

PublishedDecember 6, 2018

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Does Thanksgiving Glorify The Historical Slaughter Of The Detroit Lions?<em></em>

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Does Thanksgiving Glorify The Historical Slaughter Of The Detroit Lions?

PublishedNovember 21, 2018

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Should Carmelo Anthony Return To His Prime?<em></em>

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Should Carmelo Anthony Return To His Prime?

PublishedNovember 16, 2018

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Should Dunkin’ Donuts End Its Promotion With The NFL That Gives Fans One Free Medium Coffee For Every First Down?<em></em>

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Should Dunkin’ Donuts End Its Promotion With The NFL That Gives Fans One Free Medium Coffee For Every First Down?

PublishedNovember 11, 2018

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Is Cindy Gruden Worth More Than The 7th-Round Pick Jon Gruden Traded Her For?<em></em>

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Is Cindy Gruden Worth More Than The 7th-Round Pick Jon Gruden Traded Her For?

PublishedNovember 9, 2018

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Will The Pacers Ever Be Able To Return To The Glory Of Their 2004 Brawl With Fans?<em></em>

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Will The Pacers Ever Be Able To Return To The Glory Of Their 2004 Brawl With Fans?

PublishedOctober 26, 2018

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Does Amari Cooper’s Experience Playing Under A Terrible Head Coach Make Him A Perfect Fit For The Cowboys?<em></em>

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Does Amari Cooper’s Experience Playing Under A Terrible Head Coach Make Him A Perfect Fit For The Cowboys?

PublishedOctober 25, 2018

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