SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLTyreek Hill Surprised To Discover Assault Illegal In FloridaMIAMI—Following reports that he was under investigation by Miami-Dade Police for his role in a violent altercation…PublishedJune 23, 2023
SportsHockeySportsHockeyVegas-Area Pawn Shop Celebrates Being 6 Weeks Away From Owning Stanley CupPublishedJune 14, 2023
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBANikola Jokic Fast Asleep Seconds After Being Handed Championship TrophyPublishedJune 13, 2023
SportsSportsFans And Pros React To The PGA–LIV MergerDespite potentially violating antitrust laws, the PGA Tour and LIV Golf recently announced a planned merger. The…PublishedJune 9, 2023
SportsSportsEvery Professional Sports Team Moves To Las VegasLAS VEGAS—Citing a favorable economic climate and a growing fanbase clamoring for more opportunities to watch games,…PublishedJune 9, 2023
SportsSportsNew Cooperstown Exhibit Lets Fans Compare Cup Sizes Against All-Time GreatsCOOPERSTOWN, NY—With museum curators touting the new offering as a chance for visitors to get a more hands-on look…PublishedJune 9, 2023
SportsBaseballSportsBaseballChild Snatches Foul Ball Away From Adult Who Could’ve Really Used The WinCINCINNATI—A heartrending scene unfolded at a Tuesday night baseball game between the Cincinnati Reds and Los…PublishedJune 7, 2023
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBANikola Jokic: ‘Basketball Is Boring’DENVER—Asked for his comments on playing in his first NBA Finals, Denver Nuggets center Nikola Jokic told reporters…PublishedJune 1, 2023
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBABoston Fan Doesn’t Have Slurs To Describe Disappointment In CelticsBOSTON—Following a meltdown in the Eastern Conference Finals that saw his team lose the crucial Game 7 by 19 points…PublishedJune 1, 2023
SportsBaseballSportsBaseballDad’s Entire Parenting Strategy Just Ensuring Son Doesn’t Become Yankees FanNEW CANAAN, CT—Sources familiar with the man’s role in his child’s life confirmed to reporters Monday that local dad…PublishedMay 27, 2023
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBAAthletes Respond To LeBron James’ Rumored RetirementAfter the Denver Nuggets swept the Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA’s Western Conference finals, LeBron James said he…PublishedMay 23, 2023
SportsBasketballNBASportsBasketballNBAStephen A. Smith Blasts Ja Morant For Poor Gun-Handling FundamentalsBRISTOL, CT—Launching into a lengthy rant about the suspended Memphis Grizzlies point guard during an episode of Firs…PublishedMay 19, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLJets Impressed By How Quickly Aaron Rodgers Complaining About RosterNEW YORK—Complimenting the quarterback for the speed with which he’d acclimated to their team, members of the New…PublishedMay 17, 2023
SportsBaseballSportsBaseballLittle Leaguers Concerned Introducing Pitch Clock Would Cut Into Grass-Picking TimeWILLIAMSPORT, PA—Officials have reportedly been dealing with a high volume of player complaints in the first weeks…PublishedMay 9, 2023
SportsBaseballSportsBaseballOrlando Launches Bid For MLB Team In Attempt To Make City More UnappealingORLANDO, FL—After conducting a study showing the effects of hosting an expansion franchise, the city of Orlando…PublishedMay 5, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLBryce Young Calls Friends, Family To Let Them Know He’s Completely FuckedKANSAS CITY, MO—After being selected by the Carolina Panthers with the first pick of the 2023 NFL Draft, University…PublishedApril 27, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLRoger Goodell Excited To See So Much Talented Inexpensive LaborPublishedApril 27, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLRoger Goodell: ‘With The First Pick Of The 2023 NFL Draft The Carolina Panthers Select Quarterback Roger Goodell’PublishedApril 27, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLPanicked Mel Kiper Realizes He Left NFL Draft Big Board In UberKANSAS CITY, MO—Overcome by anxiety after his frantic search turned up nothing, ESPN analyst Mel Kiper Jr.…PublishedApril 27, 2023
SportsFootballNFLSportsFootballNFLAaron Rodgers Urges Jets To Trade Every Pick After Numerological Study Reveals Terrible OmensNEW YORK—In an effort to help the team that recently traded for him, quarterback Aaron Rodgers is said to have urged…PublishedApril 27, 2023