A new study reveals a spike in the number of cephalopods in the ocean over the last 60 years, leaving scientists concerned that humans’ negative environmental impact has left an opening for adaptable squids and octopuses to thrive. What do you think?


“Ocean looks fine to me.”

Keith Reagan • Chili Expert

Advertisement

“What exactly do people find so unsettling about a dramatic rise in the population of tentacled geniuses?”

Sadie Strand • Grievance Cataloguer

“If this is in any way affecting seahorse populations my niece is going to lose her shit.”

Andre Yamin • Unemployed