Starbucks Debuts ‘Unicorn Frappuccino’

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Capitalizing on the internet trend of brightly colored “unicorn food” amidst lagging sales, Starbucks has debuted a “Unicorn Frappuccino” with colorful layers and whipped cream with a dusting of sparkly sugars. What do you think?

“I was just looking for a colorful new way of making my barista’s job harder!”

Ward Johnson • Sofa Marketer

“Hopefully this product is a hit, as some executive’s job is clearly riding on it.”

Maude Richards • Acid Bottler


“I’m willing to cut some pink dust and blue drizzle out of other areas of my diet to make room for this.”

Hal Burnett • Menu Approver