Starbucks To Require Face Masks For Customers

Starting July 15, Starbucks will require all customers to wear facial coverings inside stores to protect employees and other patrons, a decision based on CDC recommendations meant to curb the spread of Covid-19. What do you think?

“Excellent. I’ve been looking for a fresh reason to torment a barista.”

Edgar Hoffman, Unemployed

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“How am I supposed to drink my coffee if I can’t watch how other people do it?”

Ruby Seagren, Soil Grader

“Tell them they can just put the whipped cream right in my mask.”

Richie Cronander, Jelly Connoisseur

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