State Of The Union

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President Bush delivered his fifth State Of The Union address last night, promising affordable health care and criticizing Americans for being addicted to oil. What do you think?

"I was glad to hear about the American Competitiveness Initiative, which will strengthen our children's future by doubling the nation's dodgeball budget."

Heidi Wolf • Quality-Control Agent

"They were brave to invite Iraq war vets like Rex the dog, especially given his anti-war stance."

Stuart Rossmiller • Bellman


"What's all this about alternative energy and encouraging creativity? I voted for an oil man, not Jimmy Carter!"

Ken Thiele • Aeronautical Engineer