STDs On The Rise Nationwide

The CDC reports that cases of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis are all steeply on the rise after a decade of steady decline, though they caution that the higher numbers could merely indicate the public’s improved reporting of STDs. What do you think?

“Why does the CDC always have to be so gross?”

Blaine Tichert • Xylophone Tuner


“People need to be more careful. They’ll never get a second date if they keep blabbing about their diseases.”

Casey Willard • Adjunct Etymologist

“We are nothing if not a sensuous nation.”

Eli Brickman • Chaff Separator


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