White House Chief Strategist
The documents below are part of a trove of classified files provided to The Onion by an anonymous whistleblower in the White House. All of these documents can be found here.
Steve Bannon Discusses Roadkill With Interior Secretary
Steve Bannon Discusses Spoiled Meat With White House Kitchen
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Trade Coffee Gifts
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White House Workers Discover Dead Animals, Sewage In Bannon's Office
First Draft Of Speech By Steve Bannon And Stephen Miller
Secret Recording: Steve Bannon Eating Lunch
Executive Order Allowing Steve Bannon To Execute The President
White House Physician Warns Of Infectious Disease Outbreak
Steve Bannon's Daily Schedule