Famed physicist Stephen Hawking’s final paper, titled “Black Hole Entropy And Soft Hair,” has been published, dealing with the question of what happens when objects fall into black holes. What do you think?

“This looks poised to dominate the mid-autumn astrophysics paper charts!”

Harlan Dodd • Systems Analyst

“This better not be a deal where he died halfway through writing it and it’s obvious where his family filled in the gaps.”

Felicia Garner • Pasta Curler

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“Hopefully he left some clues about his murderer.”

Anton Philip • Chapstick Innovator