An undisclosed buyer paid more than $218,000 for the well-worn pair of brown suede, two-strap Birkenstock sandals that Jobs wore in the ’70s and ’80s—the highest price ever paid for a pair of sandals at auction. What do you think?
“Wow, imagine what a new pair must go for.”
Miles Blackburn, Hubcap Designer
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“I see he’s still overpricing products from the grave.”
Ahmad Gilbert, Funnel Operator
“I’m saving up for Bill Gates’ penny loafers.”
Addie Rowe, Algebraist