Said to be in poor health, Apple CEO Steve Jobs stepped down late Wednesday. What do you think?

“I thought I saw a new CEO in the Apple Store window display.”
Douglas Yates • Dealer-Compliance Representative

“I guess he just finally had to face the facts: The Samsung Galaxy Tab is a superior product.”
Rick Sullivan • Night Auditor
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“Oh, jeez, for a second there I thought you said Barnes & Noble CEO William J. Lynch, Jr. Thank God the future of the Nook is still in his visionary hands.”
Krysten Ekenberg • Retort Operator