The U.S. Department of Justice seized $3.36 billion of stolen Bitcoin after a 10-year search, authorities finding the funds hidden on various devices in a hacker’s home in an underfloor safe inside a popcorn tin. What do you think?
“Can’t believe they were able to breach the lid’s defense system.”
Jayne Cobb, Party Auditor
“I hide mine in offshore popcorn tins.”
Dean Bonilla, Malariologist
“And people say crypto isn’t secure.”
Felipe Davis, Adult Literacy Tester