The British agency that maintains Stonehenge, the ring of large stones believed to have been erected between 4,000 and 5,000 years ago, has begun soliciting applications for a new general manager of the monument, a position that will pay $99,000 a year. What do you think?

“Do they drug test?”
Jeb Leeds • Cake Former

“I’m already thinking of ideas for how to rearrange it. Ooh, how about like a big stack?”
Peggy Faloona • Systems Analyst
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“All right, I’ll do it.”
Andrew Marvin • Exhaust Tender