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Strongside/Weakside: Trevor Siemian

9/30/16 10:48AM

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Second-year quarterback Trevor Siemian has quickly established himself as the Denver Broncos’ starter with three straight wins. Is he any good?

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↗ STRONGSIDE

Soaked up all the knowledge he could in the fleeting time he had with Brock Osweiler
Naturally athletic build is ideal for absorbing blunt force trauma
Jersey sales already rank in top 20 of the entire Broncos roster
Intact vertebrae quickly won him respect of teammates

Still has 15 years of NFL eligibility left
Hasn’t given public reason to hate him as a human being yet

↙ WEAKSIDE

Seven-step drop renders him unconscious from Mile High oxygen deprivation
Plays with the confidence of someone with Northwestern degree to fall back on
Has yet to learn difference between coach Gary Kubiak’s happy scowl and angry scowl
Needs more time to mature into full-fledged disappointment
Learned kick-holder duties for nothing
Still enjoying little honeymoon phase before defenses get enough game tape to destroy him

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