New data shows that teens living near Planned Parenthood clinics are 16 percent less likely to drop out of high school. What do you think?

“Yeah, well, think of all the unborn children who never even got a chance to get pregnant in high school.”

Clarice Long • Systems Analyst

“But classes are a lot less boring when there’s a baby auditing them.”

Murray Hanson • Video Clippist

“You see what happens? You build a Planned Parenthood and suddenly everyone wants to run out and get a high school diploma.”

Lee Bunsen • Pulley Specialist