It’s been found that the brains of those who suffer from arachnophobia could be perceiving the spiders as much larger than they actually are. What do you think?


“I’d take one big spider over the hundreds of little guys living in my bathtub any day.”

Brennan Goodrich • Menu Editor

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“Are you saying I could have been killing them with The Old Man And The Sea instead of Infinite Jest this whole time?”

Kylie Straub • Unemployed

“I’ll perceive bugs however the hell I want.”

Russell Cohn • Tile Colorist