A new study has found that chimps have the mental ability to cook food, though they are unable to because they can’t light fires. What do you think?


“All of history’s greatest chefs have been primates.”

Judy Partain • Traffic Director

“The list of things distinguishing me from chimpanzees just keeps getting shorter.”

Adam Visser • Grant Writer

“Until a chimp has the mental capacity to invent SpaghettiOs, they will get no respect from me.”

Will Pulliam • Unemployed