Warning that the situation is a worsening public health crisis on par with the opioid epidemic, a study has found that 1 in 8 Americans now suffer from alcohol abuse. What do you think?


“The first step to recovery is admitting your problem to statisticians.”

Claire Stamatelaky • Manuscript Disposer

“Did this study take into account how many of those surveyed can quit any time?”

Alden Penfield • Metric Converter

“On the plus side, that leaves 7 out of 8 Americans who should be available to designated drive this weekend.”

Mike Deforest • Systems Analyst