Warning that the situation is a worsening public health crisis on par with the opioid epidemic, a study has found that 1 in 8 Americans now suffer from alcohol abuse. What do you think?
“The first step to recovery is admitting your problem to statisticians.”
Claire Stamatelaky • Manuscript Disposer
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“Did this study take into account how many of those surveyed can quit any time?”
Alden Penfield • Metric Converter
“On the plus side, that leaves 7 out of 8 Americans who should be available to designated drive this weekend.”
Mike Deforest • Systems Analyst