Study Finds Human Bones Make Great Daggers

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A study by the journal Royal Society Open Science found that human bones—such as those used as tools by the people of New Guinea—make the best bone daggers, saying they are “formidable, fierce-looking, and beautiful.” What do you think?

“I can tell you from experience that the court system doesn’t care how great your dagger is.”

Seth Nichols • Paternity Expert

“I’m more of a stainless-steel guy myself.”

Matthew Tracy • Yurt Designer


“Ah, damnit, we just put Mom into the ground.”

Paula Buntz • Origami Crumpler