Study Finds Naps Good For Heart

Napping once or twice every week could have beneficial effects on cardiovascular health, making such nappers 48% less likely to suffer a heart attack, stroke, or heart failure than those who did not nap at all. What do you think?

“My toddler naps all the time and he’s only had a couple heart attacks, so this checks out.”

Alexandru Ballard • Resource Deployer


“But two months from now, they’ll say taking a nap actually kills you instantly.”

Tyrell Delarosa • Substitute Botanist

“Nice try, but you’re not going to steal the amulet around my neck that easily.”

Jen Hendrix • Geode Polisher