According to a new study, heterosexual men in gambling situations made bigger and riskier bets after being shown photographs of male Abercrombie and Fitch models and other attractive men, with scientists explaining that “men want to appear more desirable to women, and having more money is one way to do so.” What do you think?

“I’ve said it a thousand times: Never show me pictures of attractive male models when I’m shooting craps.”

Rudy Malone • Unemployed


“Hot guys, gambling, and chicks: This study has it all!”

Cassandra Kimbrough • Tote Bag Designer

“I wish I were handsome enough to make someone ruin his life.”

Doug Rustin • Buffet Manager