Study: Sperm Counts Plunging In Western World

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A new study has found that sperm counts among men in North America and Europe have decreased by 59 percent since 1973. What do you think?

“Now that I think about it, I did notice a lot more sperm in ‘72.”

Helen Adelman • Volunteer Projectionist

“I wished I’d known this before executing my wife for failing to yield an heir.”

Adam Regan • Planetarium Guard


“I’m not my father, okay?”

Justin Neilson • Mulch Chipper