A new study has found that sperm counts among men in North America and Europe have decreased by 59 percent since 1973. What do you think?
“Now that I think about it, I did notice a lot more sperm in ‘72.”
Helen Adelman • Volunteer Projectionist
“I wished I’d known this before executing my wife for failing to yield an heir.”
Adam Regan • Planetarium Guard
“I’m not my father, okay?”
Justin Neilson • Mulch Chipper