A decade-long study tracking adults’ fitness habits found that those who played racket sports like tennis, badminton, or squash were 47 percent less likely to die during the study. What do you think?
“So you’re saying that bastard Jimmy Connors isn’t going anywhere soon.”
Stu Rippon • Elastics Expert
“I knew there was a correlation between paying $400 a week for tennis lessons and having quality medical care!”
Brad Thaymore • Crate Shipper
“Oh yeah. I just realized how many tennis courts I’ve been to without spotting a single corpse.”
Carol Dolan • Floss Spooler