Researchers have found that although elephants in captivity sleep four to six hours per day, in the wild they sleep only two hours a night. What do you think?
“No wonder they get so much shit done.”
Simon Hellenga • Book Jacketer
“Living in fear of being butchered for umbrella stands and billiard balls might make it hard to get your standard eight hours.”
Carson Yates • Pilaf Cooker
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“Ugh, shut up about elephants already. We get it. They’re perfect.”
Bella Newport • Waiver Writer