Subway To Begin Measuring Foot-Long Sandwiches

A class-action lawsuit on behalf of Subway customers has concluded with a promise that Subway will now require all employees to measure the bread for their footlongs and ensure each sandwich is a full 12 inches. What do you think?

“Someone had better hurry up and replace the sandwich they’re using at the Bureau of Weights and Measures.”

Art Mulcahy • Padlock Installer


“So I’ve been dieting all this time?”

Rose Reid • Carpet Consultant

“If I’m going to eat twice as much as my body needs, I’d better get exactly twice as much as my body needs.”

Christopher Flaeger • Mask Historian

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