A class-action lawsuit on behalf of Subway customers has concluded with a promise that Subway will now require all employees to measure the bread for their footlongs and ensure each sandwich is a full 12 inches. What do you think?
“Someone had better hurry up and replace the sandwich they’re using at the Bureau of Weights and Measures.”
Art Mulcahy • Padlock Installer
“So I’ve been dieting all this time?”
Rose Reid • Carpet Consultant
“If I’m going to eat twice as much as my body needs, I’d better get exactly twice as much as my body needs.”
Christopher Flaeger • Mask Historian