While sugar’s calorie content has long been known as a contributor to obesity, a new study claims sugar has a large role in more serious illnesses such as cardiovascular disease. What do you think?

“I appreciate this study’s efforts to save me money on Halloween.”
Len Kassebaum • Kiln Supervisor

“This is the last thing I need to hear minutes after eating a display box of Sugar Daddys.”
Jeanine Navarro • Chess Commentator
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“Oh, another set of findings encouraging me to switch to fruit, huh? Well, fuck fruit. Ever heard what the United Fruit Company did to Central America?”
Erik Visser • Needle Threader