Sugar Could Contribute To Disease

While sugar’s calorie content has long been known as a contributor to obesity, a new study claims sugar has a large role in more serious illnesses such as cardiovascular disease. What do you think?

“I appreciate this study’s efforts to save me money on Halloween.”

Len Kassebaum • Kiln Supervisor


“This is the last thing I need to hear minutes after eating a display box of Sugar Daddys.”

Jeanine Navarro • Chess Commentator

“Oh, another set of findings encouraging me to switch to fruit, huh? Well, fuck fruit. Ever heard what the United Fruit Company did to Central America?”

Erik Visser • Needle Threader