Doctors in Berlin have found that sorbitol, the artificial sweetener found in many sugar-free gums, can lead to chronic diarrhea and considerable weight loss. What do you think?

"I look and smell great, so what if I have a little diarrhea?"
Wendy Beauvoir • Choir Director

"It also leads to a million friends asking for a stick of your gum. Jeez. If you want gum, bring it yourself!"
Wes Funa • Hair Stylist
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"Doesn't affect me. I was born a Hubba Bubba man, I'll die a Hubba Bubba man."
Chris Smith • Systems Analyst