Between 1999 and 2005, the number of suicides among white middle-aged Americans increased 17 percent. What do you think?
"But they have so many nice, if slightly boring, things to live for."
Carl Craig • Systems Analyst
"Suicide when you're middle-aged is the coward's way out. Better to wait until you're over 70. Or, if you're still young, late teens is a good time, too."
Ursula Zalben • Mail Carrier
"Luckily for me, when I'm depressed I masturbate."
Ken Newbrogh • Bartender