Summer Will Set New Record For Air Travel

Due to overall economic recovery and lowered fuel costs, more Americans than ever are embarking on trips rather than taking “staycations” at home, with 2.78 million airline seats sold per day. What do you think?

“Great, now I’ve got to drive my lower-middle-class friends to the airport too?”

Antony Kass • Figurine Reviewer


“As a true adventurer, I traveled even when I had no way of affording it.”

Marty English • Unemployed

“That reminds me, I should check if my travel agent is still alive.”

Dolly Weninger • Tube Bender