While vacationing in the Caribbean, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer and his family were robbed of $1,000 by an intruder wielding a machete. What do you think?

"What was Justice Alito doing in the Caribbean with a machete?"

Danielle Rogerson • Systems Analyst


"As a mugging victim, I can sympathize, because it happened to me—except for the part about walking around with $1,000 in the tropics. Come to think of it, the bastard had it coming."

Tyrone Poland • Waiter

"That's why I always rob nobodies. Give me all your money."

Dan Lehrer • Thief

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