The midsummer sports drought is in full swing. How are Americans spending their time now that there are only two major sports on TV?
After 17 years of neglect, contacting son in Arizona and asking him if he would like to play catch
Watching WNBA with permanent expression of anger, disgust
Standing outside football stadium waiting for season to start
Watching—really honestly watching—a baseball game
Almost wishing hockey was still around
Getting out all the crying now, so pent-up emotions won't get in way during football season
Turning every task into a best-of-seven
Screaming at stupid 9-year-old to just hit the ball
Fast-forwarding to the basketball scenes on One Tree Hill
Watching this weird foreign auto-racing involving cars with wings, complicated twisty tracks, thin fans, and a black driver
Setting Madden '07 to play computer-versus-computer matchups, watching computer-versus-computer matchups, wondering why face is wet