Swarms Of Grasshoppers Descend On Las Vegas

Hordes of grasshoppers have invaded Las Vegas due to a larger than usual amount of rainfall, burying cars and stunning drivers, although entomologists stress residents have little to fear from their largely benign presence. What do you think?

“Everyone should see Vegas at least once in their 60-day life cycle.”

Jacob Dunne • Landfill Designer


“Don’t they realize you can have just as much fun in Reno for a fraction of the cost?”

Brenda Kirk • Legroom Auditor

“Locals actually prefer the writhing pit of cicadas off Fremont Street.”

Neil Acosta • Technical Poet