Sweetener Makes You Dumber

A study published in The Journal of Physiology demonstrated that rats given substantial amounts of high fructose corn syrup learned and remembered less than a control group. What do you think?

“What about the study Pepsi financed? What did that show?”

Colleen Gorney • Kiln Burner


“Wow. I never realized that a daily can of fruit cocktail is all that stands in the way of my girlfriend wising up and splitting.”

Gene Adams • Systems Analyst


Al Hayes • Gang Sawyer