Thieves stole a 3-foot copper sword from the tomb of Abraham Lincoln's final resting place in Springfield, IL. What do you think?
"Weird. I would have taken his skull."
John Hamson • Precast Molder
"The prophecy says that whoever wields Lincoln’s sword, Grant’s revolver, and Reagan’s Levi’s will lead the Republican nation to a prosperous 1,000-year reign."
Kimberly Wills • Junction Maker
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"Thanks for letting me know. I’ll spread the word to all my secessionist scrap metal buddies."
Chris Endeacott • Window Washer