Sword Stolen From Lincoln's Tomb

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Thieves stole a 3-foot copper sword from the tomb of Abraham Lincoln's final resting place in Springfield, IL. What do you think?

"Weird. I would have taken his skull."

John Hamson • Precast Molder

"The prophecy says that whoever wields Lincoln’s sword, Grant’s revolver, and Reagan’s Levi’s will lead the Republican nation to a prosperous 1,000-year reign."

Kimberly Wills • Junction Maker


"Thanks for letting me know. I’ll spread the word to all my secessionist scrap metal buddies."

Chris Endeacott • Window Washer