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The Onion provides in-depth coverage of how the coronavirus response is being mismanaged, botched, and fucked up at…
Jul 1 2011
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CHICAGO—The so-called "Kansas rectangle," a desolate and featureless region covering 82,277 square miles in…
Jun 29 2011
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to boost the economy and promote job growth, representatives from the newly revived Works…
Dec 1 2010
DAYTON, OH—The Dayton bureau of the website TMZ.com has obtained photographs of used-furniture dealer Gerry…
Nov 11 2010
SELBY, SD—According to local resident Hank Tyson's firsthand account, the 51-year-old service-shop owner was left…
Oct 19 2010
Sep 2 2010
'We're Getting The Hell Out Of This Sewer,' Entire Populace Reports
Aug 27 2010
AUSTIN, TX—Following a series of embarrassingly backward laws recently enacted in Arizona, Texas governor Rick Perry…
Aug 7 2010
SPRINGFIELD, IL—The State of Illinois acknowledged last week that in an effort to stay afloat during the worst…
Jul 24 2010
Jul 17 2010
BOULDER, CO—The picturesque city of Boulder once again placed first in American Living's annual tally of the…
Jun 23 2010
Between the sex scandal that crippled Gov. Mark Sanford, the questionable candidacy of Democratic Senate primary…
May 3 2010
SALT LAKE CITY—An uneasy sense of anxiety overtook the crowd at EnergySolutions Arena Sunday as fans watched a…
Apr 30 2010
