Aug 8News In Photos8/8/19News In Photos8/8/19Badass Pilot Slides Across Hood Of Plane Before Diving Through Window Into Cockpit Seat
Feb 19 2019News in Brief2/19/19News in Brief2/19/19Passenger Glued To Airplane Window Like It Fucking 1956
Sep 25 2018News in Brief9/25/18News in Brief9/25/18Proposed Legislation Would Require Airline Seats Meet Federal Ass Standards
Jun 8 2018News in Brief6/8/18News in Brief6/8/18Pilot Informs Passengers They Will Be Rerouting To Avoid Scary Cloud That Looks Like Shark
May 25 2018News in Brief5/25/18News in Brief5/25/18Flight Attendant Licks Her Lips As Traveler Approaches Gate With Large Suitcase
Apr 19 2018News In Photos4/19/18News In Photos4/19/18Trash Bag Taped Over Broken Southwest Plane Window
Feb 26 2018News in Brief2/26/18News in Brief2/26/18United Airlines Updates Policy On Allowing Dogfights In Passenger Cabin
Dec 7 2017News in Brief12/7/17News in Brief12/7/17Study Finds Man Starting ‘Analyze This’ During Flight To Boston Currently Happiest Person In America
Nov 16 2017Sports News In Brief11/16/17Sports News In Brief11/16/17NFL Announces Plans To Stream ‘Thursday Night Football’ Exclusively On Delta Flights
Aug 2 2017News in Brief8/2/17News in Brief8/2/17American Airlines Admirals Club Installs Two-Way Mirror For Members To Enjoy Misery Of Passengers In Gate Waiting Area
Jun 30 2017News in Brief6/30/17News in Brief6/30/17United Airlines Offering Immigrants Special Flights That Circle U.S. Awaiting Gaps In Travel Ban
Jun 22 2017News in Brief6/22/17News in Brief6/22/17Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It
Apr 6 2017News in Brief4/6/17News in Brief4/6/17Man Who Skipped Airport’s Moving Walkway Immediately Realizes What An Arrogant Fool He’s Been
Apr 4 2016News in Brief4/4/16News in Brief4/4/16Man Prowling At Airport Gate Ready To Pounce Like Jungle Cat At First Sign Of Boarding
Jul 22 2015News in Brief7/22/15News in Brief7/22/15Report: Airlines Installing Uncomfortable Bumps In Seatbacks Because It Pleases Them
Jul 9 2015News in Brief7/9/15News in Brief7/9/15Breaking: Flight Attendant Currently Attempting To Pass Cup Of Cranberry Juice Over Your Laptop
