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Hear why United Airlines and customers alike are calling the new Ultra Economy option just as satisfying,…
Oct 28
DENVER—As he stretched out 3 inches beyond the space afforded passengers in the rest of the main cabin, Delta…
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Sep 25 2018
WASHINGTON—In response to numerous complaints from consumers with U.S.-regulation buttocks, congressional lawmakers…
Jun 8 2018
TEMPE, AZ—Advising passengers on Flight 523 to Chicago to sit tight while the aircraft was rerouted, United Airlines…
May 25 2018
BOSTON—Positively salivating at the unsuspecting customer moving in her direction, flight attendant Melissa Holmes…
Apr 19 2018
Feb 26 2018
CHICAGO—Explaining the growing need to tighten restrictions for the comfort of their guests, United Airlines…
Dec 7 2017
Study Finds Man Starting ‘Analyze This’ During Flight To Boston Currently Happiest Person In America
COLLEGE PARK, MD—Saying not one of his fellow citizens even approached his level of well-being, a study published…
Nov 16 2017
NEW YORK—In an effort to continue delivering games to viewers in new and innovative ways, the NFL announced plans…
Aug 2 2017
FORT WORTH, TX—In an effort to provide the most luxurious experience to their most preferred clientele, American…
Jun 30 2017
CHICAGO—In response to the executive order restricting entry to the United States from six majority-Muslim nations,…
May 18 2017
This Saturday marks 90 years since aviator Charles Lindbergh made his historic first nonstop solo transatlantic…
Apr 11 2017
Apr 6 2017
LOS ANGELES—The grave implications of his vanity dawning on him, local man Ed Paitz realized what an arrogant fool…