DENVER—Appearing inexplicably mesmerized by the unremarkable scenery below, Delta flight 2127 passenger Richard…

WASHINGTON—In response to numerous complaints from consumers with U.S.-regulation buttocks, congressional lawmakers…

TEMPE, AZ—Advising passengers on Flight 523 to Chicago to sit tight while the aircraft was rerouted, United Airlines…

BOSTON—Positively salivating at the unsuspecting customer moving in her direction, flight attendant Melissa Holmes…

CHICAGO—Explaining the growing need to tighten restrictions for the comfort of their guests, United Airlines…

COLLEGE PARK, MD—Saying not one of his fellow citizens even approached his level of well-being, a study published…

NEW YORK—In an effort to continue delivering games to viewers in new and innovative ways, the NFL announced plans…

FORT WORTH, TX—In an effort to provide the most luxurious experience to their most preferred clientele, American…

CHICAGO—In response to the executive order restricting entry to the United States from six majority-Muslim nations,…

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

This Saturday marks 90 years since aviator Charles Lindbergh made his historic first nonstop solo transatlantic…

LOS ANGELES—The grave implications of his vanity dawning on him, local man Ed Paitz realized what an arrogant fool…

SAN FRANCISCO—Slinking stealthily as he scanned the departure desk for any sudden movement, local man Aaron Smith…

NEW YORK—According to sources throughout the commercial aviation sector, the nation’s airlines will begin installing…

Whether the busy travel season, fuel prices, or airline collusion is to blame, airfare is currently very pricey,…