Jan 25News in Brief1/25/21News in Brief1/25/21Disguised Amazon Drone Sneaks Into Worker Meeting To Disrupt Union TalkBESSEMER, AL—Quietly gliding into a corner of the room as the rest of the warehouse employees filed in, a disguised…
Jan 12American Voices1/12/21American Voices1/12/21Amazon Suspends Parler From Web-Hosting Service After Google, Apple Remove App From StoresAmazon suspended web-hosting services for Parler one day after Google and Apple removed the social networking app…
Dec 14News12/14/20News12/14/20Amazon Worker Emerges From Holiday Overtime Shift To Find 3,000 Years Have Passed In Outside WorldPLAINFIELD, IN—Blinking repeatedly to ensure that what he was seeing outside was actually real, Amazon worker Tony…
Dec 2News in Brief12/2/20News in Brief12/2/20Insatiable Jeff Bezos Launches New E-Commerce Site ‘Bezylon’ To Undercut AmazonSEATTLE—In an effort to fulfill his insatiable thirst for total marketplace dominance, Jeff Bezos announced the…
Oct 13News in Brief10/13/20News in Brief10/13/20Amazon Offers New Blank Box Upcharge For Progressive Members To Discreetly Receive Prime OrdersSEATTLE—In an effort to help socially conscious subscribers avoid the judgment of their peers, Amazon reportedly…
Oct 9News in Brief10/9/20News in Brief10/9/20Frisky Housewife Lets Revealing Robe Slip After Opening Door To Amazon Delivery DroneSEATTLE—Biting her lower lip while giving the hovering delivery aircraft a a sultry glance, frisky housewife Mia…
May 19News in Brief5/19/20News in Brief5/19/20Amazon Institutes New ‘Hero Tax’ Charging Essential Workers Additional $2 Per Hour For Honor Of Bravely Performing JobSEATTLE—Calling it a “beautiful tribute” to the men and women who put their lives on the line every single day,…
Apr 22News in Brief4/22/20News in Brief4/22/20Report: Amazon Using Heat-Sensing Alien Hunters To Track Workers Attempting To UnionizeSEATTLE—Shedding new light on the corporation’s aggressive labor practices, a new report released Wednesday found…
Mar 30News in Brief3/30/20News in Brief3/30/20Amazon Announces Unlimited Time Off, Increased Health Benefits For All Warehouse RobotsSEATTLE—Saying that the move represented the least the company could do to help its millions of automated workers,…
Mar 17News in Brief3/17/20News in Brief3/17/20Amazon Hires 100,000 New Workers To Cram In Close Quarters Just For KicksSEATTLE—In response to the rising effects of the coronavirus pandemic on the American workforce, Amazon announced…
Feb 17News In Photos2/17/20News In Photos2/17/20Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present
Jan 20 2020News In Photos1/20/20News In Photos1/20/20Amazon Reviewer Posts Selfie With Purchased Toaster
Jan 16 2020News In Photos1/16/20News In Photos1/16/20Jeff Bezos Donates $690,000 Directly Into Australian Fire
Dec 20 2019News12/20/19News12/20/19Deal Alert: Got A Nintendo Switch And Amazon Prime? Well, Look At You, Mr. MoneybagsListen up, Nintendo fanboys, because do we have news for you! Do you own a Switch and have an Amazon Prime…
Nov 29 2019News in Brief11/29/19News in Brief11/29/19‘Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ Cast Members Clock Into Amazon Warehouse For Mandatory Black Friday Overtime ShiftBROOKLYN, NY—As they donned jumpsuits and prepared to meet their employer’s relentless performance quotas, the cast…
Nov 14 2019News In Photos11/14/19News In Photos11/14/19Husband Returning Late At Night Accidentally Killed By Frightened Google Home
Nov 13 2019News in Brief11/13/19News in Brief11/13/19Amazon Encourages Drivers To Deliver Packages Faster By Strapping Cinder Block To Truck’s AcceleratorSEATTLE—Touting the new service as a way to maximize efficiency, Amazon officials announced Wednesday that they’ll…
Oct 17 2019News in Brief10/17/19News in Brief10/17/19Solemn Jeff Bezos Realizes He Could End Up Like Homeless Man If Just Few Hundred Thousand Things Go WrongSEATTLE—Beginning to accept just how close to financial hardship he truly was, a solemn Jeff Bezos realized Thursday…
Oct 2 2019News in Brief10/2/19News in Brief10/2/19Amazon Issues Reminder To Employees About Bringing In Outside Thoughts To WorkSEATTLE—In a stern company-wide email sent to its more than 650,000 employees worldwide, Amazon reportedly issued a…