May 19News in Brief5/19/20News in Brief5/19/20Amazon Institutes New ‘Hero Tax’ Charging Essential Workers Additional $2 Per Hour For Honor Of Bravely Performing Job
Apr 22News in Brief4/22/20News in Brief4/22/20Report: Amazon Using Heat-Sensing Alien Hunters To Track Workers Attempting To Unionize
Mar 30News in Brief3/30/20News in Brief3/30/20Amazon Announces Unlimited Time Off, Increased Health Benefits For All Warehouse Robots
Mar 17News in Brief3/17/20News in Brief3/17/20Amazon Hires 100,000 New Workers To Cram In Close Quarters Just For Kicks
Feb 17News In Photos2/17/20News In Photos2/17/20Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present
Jan 16News In Photos1/16/20News In Photos1/16/20Jeff Bezos Donates $690,000 Directly Into Australian Fire
Dec 20News12/20/19News12/20/19Deal Alert: Got A Nintendo Switch And Amazon Prime? Well, Look At You, Mr. Moneybags
Nov 29News in Brief11/29/19News in Brief11/29/19‘Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’ Cast Members Clock Into Amazon Warehouse For Mandatory Black Friday Overtime Shift
Nov 14News In Photos11/14/19News In Photos11/14/19Husband Returning Late At Night Accidentally Killed By Frightened Google Home
Nov 13News in Brief11/13/19News in Brief11/13/19Amazon Encourages Drivers To Deliver Packages Faster By Strapping Cinder Block To Truck’s Accelerator
Oct 17News in Brief10/17/19News in Brief10/17/19Solemn Jeff Bezos Realizes He Could End Up Like Homeless Man If Just Few Hundred Thousand Things Go Wrong
Oct 2News in Brief10/2/19News in Brief10/2/19Amazon Issues Reminder To Employees About Bringing In Outside Thoughts To Work
Sep 2News in Brief9/2/19News in Brief9/2/19Unconscious Amazon Employee Chastised For Not Filing Time-Off Request
Aug 30News in Brief8/30/19News in Brief8/30/19Horrified Amazon Worker Awakes From Warehouse Accident To Find Jeff Bezos Welding Mechanical Limbs Onto Stumps Where Arms Used To Be
Aug 27News in Brief8/27/19News in Brief8/27/19Amazon Deforestation Reveals Tribe Of Isolated Rich Sociopaths Completely Untouched By Consequence
Aug 26News in Brief8/26/19News in Brief8/26/19Furious Jeff Bezos Reams Out ‘Washington Post’ Editors After Catching Another Copy-Editing Mistake
Aug 16News in Brief8/16/19News in Brief8/16/19Amazon Workers Now Being Shipped In Packages To Personally Assure Customers They’re Treated Well
Aug 8News in Brief8/8/19News in Brief8/8/19New Amazon Service Lets Customers Boost Shipping Speed With Easy One-Click Charge To Whip Delivery Person
