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Amazon Workers Attempting Walkout Enter 7th Hour Wandering In Ever-Expanding, Labyrinthian Warehouse

Exhausted Amazon Customer Forced To Piss In Bottle While Browsing Prime Day Deals

Family Creeped Out By Alexa Playing Back Conversations They Haven’t Even Had Yet

7/10/19 11:50AM

New Report Finds Amazon May Be Listening To You Through Hardcover Copies Of Michelle Obama’s ‘Becoming’

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Criticized For Preventing 25,000 New York Evictions

2/15/19 11:09AM

‘Wait, Mr. Bezos, You Forgot Your Tax Subsidy!’ Says Andrew Cuomo Running Behind Limo

‘Fly, My Pretties,’ Says Jeff Bezos Releasing Swarm Of Amazon Drones To Hunt Down Nude Photos

‘Oh, Was I Not Enough For You?’ Amazon Echo Asks Couple Bringing New Baby Home

12/12/18 12:17PM

Horrified Nation Wakes Up On Cyber Monday To Find Amazon Echo Devices Embedded Beneath Skin

11/26/18 3:07PM

New York City Announces Subway Just For Amazon Employees Now

11/13/18 2:44PM

‘You Are All Inside Amazon’s Second Headquarters,’ Jeff Bezos Announces To Horrified Americans As Massive Dome Envelops Nation

10/19/18 10:15AM

Paper Towels On Amazon Surge To $2,000 A Roll After Crippling Cost Increase Of Paying Workers A Living Wage

10/02/18 1:53PM

Pros And Cons Of Amazon

9/21/18 12:30PM

Amazon Reaches 1 Trillion Labor Violations

9/05/18 12:58PM

Jeff Bezos Announces Customers Can Delete All Of Alexa’s Stored Audio By Rappelling Into Amazon HQ, Navigating Laser Field, Uploading Nanovirus To Servers

Amazon Fires Warehouse Worker Who Took Unauthorized Breath

Jeff Bezos Tables Latest Breakthrough Cost-Cutting Idea After Realizing It’s Just Slaves

3/28/18 10:58AM

Amazon Warehouses Stocked With 20,000 Doctors In Preparation For Healthcare Launch

Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes He Spent Entire Conversation Thinking About How To Automate Person Talking To Him

1/25/18 12:13PM

Jeff Bezos Named Amazon Employee Of The Month

12/14/17 11:17AM

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