STAMFORD, CT—Reminding himself that everything will be okay if he simply pushes through his sense of impending doom,…
BLUEFIELD, WV—In an attempt to address any fears they might have about the animal’s welfare, local man Roger…
SAN FRANCISCO—Face grim and emotionless as if hardened by years on a special investigation force, returning…
DOVER, DE—Reminiscing about past online promotions for goods and services as he perused the internet Wednesday, area…
GARY, IN—Struggling valiantly against the elusive long-sleeved garment, local man Kyle Villalobos is currently…
MANASSAS, VA—Noting that he’s frequently anxious and embarrassed by his most minor personality quirks and modest…
NEW YORK—Speaking to reporters while crouched on the floor of his bathroom, local man Brandon Parker confirmed…
MILWAUKEE—Describing his mind as both “a blessing and a curse,” local man Benjamin Walker, 27, told reporters…
BELLEVILLE, IL—Scientists observing the behavior of local man David Berham told reporters on Monday that the…
TOLEDO, OH—Area man Arnold Pera, 26, bragged to several of his friends Sunday that "nine times out of 10" he can…
NAPA, CA—Wiggling from side to side as he forcibly wedged his torso into the driver's seat of a 1992 Ford Festiva,…
COLUMBUS, OH—Sources close to local resident Justin Krypel admitted to reporters this week that while the…
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Saying they found themselves shocked, appalled, and yet unable to look away, hundreds of passersby…
PITTSBURGH—Local man Ronald White confirmed this afternoon that while he wasn’t necessarily hungry, he could eat. “I…
PEORIA, IL—A local coffee shop employee exhibited no interest in contributing to the betterment of his community…
SHERIDAN, OR—After spending 73 hours in the Sheridan Federal Correctional Institution in northwestern Oregon,…
YOUNGSTOWN, OH—Despite coming down on it pretty hard, area man Doug Grissett maintained his position Thursday that…