NEW YORK—Wishing he could just curl up under his blanket and die, infant Liam Henderson reportedly felt foolish…

SHERMAN OAKS, CA—Terrified that their greatest fear has become a disgusting reality, new parents Melanie and Abe Bloom…

MILTON, WI—Saying that she was still adjusting to the physical aftereffects of her difficult childbirth, new mother…

SAINT PAUL, MN—Saying that he had “a really good feeling about today,” excited firefighter Pat Morales, 37, took the…

TULSA, OK—Pausing very briefly to reflect joyfully on her new role amid the day’s flurry of activity, new parent…

TULSA, OK—Describing the experience as “no fucking picnic,” an as-yet-unnamed newborn protruding halfway out of his…

DENVER—Realizing with horror that they had forgotten to do a final sweep of the neonatal intensive care unit, nurses at…

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Cautioning the public about one of the major potential drawbacks of genetically modifying embryos,…

WASHINGTON—Calling the problem an unfortunately common occurrence, the Laborers’ International Union of North America…

GOODYEAR, AZ—Acknowledging that the resemblance was quite striking, local grandmother Dorothy Hanson told reporters…

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL—Marvelling at the potential a child of such noble blood could possess, sources within a group of…

BOSTON—Calling it a minor setback for what otherwise appeared to be a promising new medical intervention, a team of…

LOS ANGELES—In an effort to generate hype for the upcoming release, pop icon Beyonce unexpectedly debuted a teaser foot…

LONG BEACH, CA—At approximately 7:05 a.m. Monday, sources at St. Mary Medical Center confirmed that local woman Deliah…

BOSTON—According to a report released Friday by Harvard Business School, more U.S. companies are offering up to 12…