Jan 5News in Brief1/5/21News in Brief1/5/21Poll Finds Being Stuck In Infinite Time Loop Biggest Issue For Obama-Trump-Obama-Trump VotersWASHINGTON—Revealing a persistent concern within the pivotal voting bloc, a new poll from the Pew Research Center…
Dec 4News in Brief12/4/20News in Brief12/4/20Obama Volunteers To Inject Vaccine, Eat Ghost Pepper, Get Bitten By Tarantula Live On New YouTube ChannelWASHINGTON—Urging Americans to “smash that sub button” if they’d like to see some real executive power, Barack Obama…
Nov 18Infographic11/18/20Infographic11/18/20Highlights Of Obama’s New MemoirA Promised Land, Barack Obama’s new memoir about his presidency, was released Tuesday. The Onion looks at the…
Nov 13News in Brief11/13/20News in Brief11/13/20Michelle Obama Fuming After Barack Also Titles New Memoir ‘Becoming’WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery “unbelievable,” Michelle Obama was reportedly fuming Friday after learning Barack…
Nov 12News in Brief11/12/20News in Brief11/12/20Supreme Court Strikes Down Obama’s Personal Health Insurance PolicyWASHINGTON—In a 5-4 decision that shocked legal experts across the nation, the Supreme Court made waves Thursday…
Oct 6News in Brief10/6/20News in Brief10/6/20Insider Report Reveals Obama Tried Persuading Ginsburg To Die During His PresidencyWASHINGTON—Shedding new light on the former president’s relationship with the Supreme Court justice, an insider…
Aug 21Infographic8/21/20Infographic8/21/20Highlights Of The 2020 Democratic National ConventionThe 2020 Democratic National Convention concluded Thursday evening after four days of video speeches with the…
Jul 31News in Brief7/31/20News in Brief7/31/20Barack Obama Storms Out Of Michelle Obama Podcast Interview After Questions About Administration’s Drone UseWASHINGTON—Suddenly standing up and ending the interview as the conversation took a more heated turn, former…
May 6News in Brief5/6/20News in Brief5/6/20Michelle Obama ‘Becoming’ Netflix Documentary Spends First Hour On Embryonic StageLOS ANGELES—Calling the upcoming release “surprisingly intimate,” sources confirmed Wednesday that Becoming, the new…
Mar 6News in Brief3/6/20News in Brief3/6/20Smithsonian Apologizes For Fraudulent ‘Treasures Of Obama’s Tomb’ ExhibitWASHINGTON—Contritely offering full refunds for all purchased tickets, the Smithsonian Institution apologized Friday…
Feb 28News in Brief2/28/20News in Brief2/28/20Obama Kind Of Hurt No One’s Even Asked For His EndorsementWASHINGTON—Noting that he would happily lend his support to any candidate who just requested it, former President…
Sep 3 2019News in Brief9/3/19News in Brief9/3/19Obamas Sign Exclusive 6-Truck Deal To Produce Series Of Mid-Size RAM PickupsAUBURN HILLS, MI—Touting their excitement over the rare opportunity to offer a motor vehicle developed with the…
Aug 27 2019American Voices8/27/19American Voices8/27/19Obama Releases Summer PlaylistAs it has become a yearly tradition, former president Barack Obama released a playlist of his and Michelle’s…
Aug 26 2019News in Brief8/26/19News in Brief8/26/19Obama Upholds In-Office Tradition By Releasing 2019 Summer Kill ListWASHINGTON—Continuing a practice that he followed as president, Barack Obama reportedly upheld an old in-office…
Sep 11 2018News in Brief9/11/18News in Brief9/11/18Trump Unfairly Claims Credit For Rise In Economic Inequality That Occurred Under Obama’s WatchWASHINGTON—Explaining that the president was minimizing the contributions of his predecessor while making hyperbolic…
Sep 10 2018News in Brief9/10/18News in Brief9/10/18Obama Urges Young Voters To Ignore How Many Lousy Candidates Democratic Party RunsANAHEIM, CA—In a fiery speech delivered to students at the Anaheim Convention Center over the weekend, former…
Aug 24 2018News8/24/18News8/24/18Obama Finishes Production On New Netflix Reality Series Where 24 Young Women Vie For Heart Of Former PresidentEAGLE BEACH, ARUBA—As part of Barack Obama’s exclusive deal to produce original content for the streaming service,…
Aug 21 2018News In Photos8/21/18News In Photos8/21/18Obama Endorses Not Doing Goddamn Thing To Fix Illinois In Midterms
Jul 17 2018News In Photos7/17/18News In Photos7/17/18‘There Are Things That Exist Which Are Not Good,’ Says Obama In Stunning Rebuke Of Trump