Sean McVay Reveals Bill Belichick Occasionally Texted Him Photos Of Dead Animals After Games
ATLANTA—Calling the correspondence enlightening and a “window into his mind,” Rams head coach Sean McVay told reporters…
Bill Belichick Announces This Final Season He Will Coach In Current Mortal Form
FOXBORO, MA—Admitting the demands of the NFL season have worn down his temporary corporeal body, Patriots head coach…
Bill Belichick Reminds Players They Expected To Attend Offseason Team Experiments
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Calling the procedures the first steps toward building a championship team, New England Patriots head…
Bill Belichick Visits Hospital To Watch Terminally Ill Fan Die
BOSTON—Stressing the importance of taking time to make such trips to local medical centers, New England Patriots head…
Exhausted Bill Belichick Attempts To Wake Up By Splashing Some Blood On His Face
HINGHAM, MA—After getting out of bed and trudging into his bathroom early Monday morning, New England Patriots head…
Bill Belichick Credits Victory To His God
GLENDALE, AZ—After defeating the Seattle Seahawks 28-24 Sunday to win his fourth Super Bowl title, New England Patriots…
Bill Belichick Places Rob Gronkowski In Patriots’ Injured Reserve Cage
FOXBOROUGH, MA—After the star tight end suffered a torn ACL and MCL in his right knee last Sunday, New England Patriots…
Belichick To Tebow: ‘I’m Your Lord And Savior Now’
BOSTON—Warning that he was a dark and vengeful God, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick reportedly pulled…
Bill Belichick Builds New Tight End From Mutilated Dog Parts
FOXBOROUGH, MA—In a savage and gruesome turn of events, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick reportedly slaughtered a…
In Stunning Change Of Character, Bill Belichick Adopts Half-Dozen Dogs From Humane Society
FOXBOROUGH, MA—In a shocking reversal of behavior, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick reportedly adopted a half-dozen…