Jan 13American Voices1/13/21American Voices1/13/21Bill Belichick Declines Medal Of Freedom From TrumpPatriots head coach Bill Belichick says he will not accept the Presidential Medal of Freedom, citing the deadly…
Jan 12News In Photos1/12/21News In Photos1/12/21Trump Doubles Down And Offers Bill Belichick 3 Presidential Medals Of Freedom
Oct 15Sports News In Brief10/15/20Sports News In Brief10/15/20Bill Belichick Locks Covid-Exposed Players In Room With Broken Glass Bottle, Single Dose Of Antibody CocktailFOXBOROUGH, MA—Stressing that the Patriots are always a meritocracy, New England coach Bill Belichick locked his…
Oct 1 2019News in Brief10/1/19News in Brief10/1/19Bill Belichick Praises Patriots’ Discipline And Dedication In Building The DeviceFOXBOROUGH, MA—Lauding the team for making necessary sacrifices for the greater cause, New England head coach Bill…
Feb 3 2019Photo Finish2/3/19Photo Finish2/3/19Giant Demonic Hand Bursts Out Of Ground, Drags Bill Belichick Back To Hell
Jan 29 2019Sports News In Brief1/29/19Sports News In Brief1/29/19Sean McVay Reveals Bill Belichick Occasionally Texted Him Photos Of Dead Animals After GamesATLANTA—Calling the correspondence enlightening and a “window into his mind,” Rams head coach Sean McVay told…
Jan 29 2019Photo Finish1/29/19Photo Finish1/29/19Indignant Bill Belichick Evades Question By Cutting Off Reporter’s Tongue
Sep 28 2018VideoThe Morning Sweat9/28/18 VideoThe Morning Sweat9/28/18Has The Gypsy Bill Belichick Killed During Training Camp Come Back To Haunt The Patriots?
Aug 14 2018Sports News In Brief8/14/18Sports News In Brief8/14/18Bill Belichick Announces This Final Season He Will Coach In Current Mortal FormFOXBORO, MA—Admitting the demands of the NFL season have worn down his temporary corporeal body, Patriots head coach…
Feb 4 2018Photo Finish2/4/18Photo Finish2/4/18Michele Tafoya Crumbles To Dust After Speaking With Belichick At Halftime
Oct 5 2017Photo Finish10/5/17Photo Finish10/5/17Bill Belichick’s Challenge Flag Transforms Into Swarm Of Snakes After Hitting Ground
Aug 21 2017Photo Finish8/21/17Photo Finish8/21/17Belichick Smothers Struggling Rookie With Blocking Pad
Jun 5 2017Sports News In Brief6/5/17Sports News In Brief6/5/17Bill Belichick Reminds Players They Expected To Attend Offseason Team ExperimentsFOXBOROUGH, MA—Calling the procedures the first steps toward building a championship team, New England Patriots head…
Feb 5 2017Photo Finish2/5/17Photo Finish2/5/17Bill Belichick Gazes Fondly At Absence Of Reflection In Vince Lombardi Trophy
Jan 22 2017Photo Finish1/22/17Photo Finish1/22/17Bill Belichick Keeping Warm On Sideline In Deer Carcass
Jan 21 2016Sports News In Brief1/21/16Sports News In Brief1/21/16Bill Belichick Visits Hospital To Watch Terminally Ill Fan DieBOSTON—Stressing the importance of taking time to make such trips to local medical centers, New England Patriots…
Jan 4 2016Sports News In Brief1/4/16Sports News In Brief1/4/16Exhausted Bill Belichick Attempts To Wake Up By Splashing Some Blood On His FaceHINGHAM, MA—After getting out of bed and trudging into his bathroom early Monday morning, New England Patriots head…
Feb 1 2015Sports News In Brief2/1/15Sports News In Brief2/1/15Bill Belichick Credits Victory To His GodGLENDALE, AZ—After defeating the Seattle Seahawks 28-24 Sunday to win his fourth Super Bowl title, New England…
Feb 1 2015Photo Finish2/1/15Photo Finish2/1/15Emotional Bill Belichick Wipes Away Tar Streaming From Eyes After Super Bowl