Sep 16News In Photos9/16/19News In Photos9/16/19Kavanaugh Denies New Sexual Misconduct Claim During Emotional, Pants-Less Press Conference
Apr 1 2019News in Brief4/1/19News in Brief4/1/19Brett Kavanaugh Reiterates Cruel And Unusual Punishment What Makes Someone A True Kappa
Feb 5 2019News In Photos2/5/19News In Photos2/5/19Kavanaugh Offers Elena Kagan Pull Of Vodka From Aquafina Bottle
Oct 6 2018News In Photos10/6/18News In Photos10/6/18Pussy-Hat-Wearing Jeff Flake Spotted Protesting Outside Senate Ahead Of Voting Yes For Kavanaugh
Oct 5 2018News in Brief10/5/18News in Brief10/5/18Senator Feinstein Wondering If Now A Good Time To Disclose 7 Highly Credible Murder Allegations Against Kavanaugh She Received Weeks Ago
Oct 5 2018News in Brief10/5/18News in Brief10/5/18Kavanaugh Blasted For Destroying Reputation Of Good Man
Oct 4 2018News in Brief10/4/18News in Brief10/4/18Dick Durbin Wakes Up Chained To Radiator With Instructions To Saw Open Own Stomach To Access Kavanaugh Report
Oct 3 2018News in Brief10/3/18News in Brief10/3/18Clinton Laughs Off Idea She Politically Savvy Enough To Launch Revenge Campaign On Kavanaugh
Oct 2 2018News in Brief10/2/18News in Brief10/2/18Kavanaugh Starting To Get Worried About Not Hearing Back After Job Interview
Oct 2 2018News in Brief10/2/18News in Brief10/2/18Chuck Grassley Scratches ‘Christine Blasey’s A Slut’ Into Senate Bathroom Stall
Oct 1 2018News in Brief10/1/18News in Brief10/1/18Nation Urged To Be Extra Sensitive To Men Reliving Trauma Of Not Getting Something
Oct 1 2018News In Photos10/1/18News In Photos10/1/18White House Insists It Won’t Dictate The Manner In Which Kavanaugh Exonerated
Oct 1 2018News in Brief10/1/18News in Brief10/1/18Newly Sober Kavanaugh Introduces Sponsor Who Says He Needs Supreme Court Seat As Part Of Recovery
Sep 28 2018News in Brief9/28/18News in Brief9/28/18Lisa Murkowski Admits She Thought Being Alaskan Senator Would Just Mean Having To Deal With Bears And Shit
Sep 28 2018News in Brief9/28/18News in Brief9/28/18Mark Judge Can’t Believe That Fucking Lightweight Kavanaugh Got ‘Boofing’ And ‘The Devil’s Triangle’ Wrong
Sep 28 2018News In Photos9/28/18News In Photos9/28/18GOP Claims Kavanaugh Shouldn’t Lose Appointment For Youthful Indiscretion Of Repeatedly Lying Under Oath
Sep 28 2018News In Photos9/28/18News In Photos9/28/18Blushing Brett Kavanaugh Admits He Flattered Christine Blasey Ford Never Forgot His Laugh
Sep 28 2018News In Photos9/28/18News In Photos9/28/18GOP Mulls Forcing Christine Blasey Ford To Publicly Apologize To Kavanaugh Just For Hell Of It
Sep 27 2018News In Photos9/27/18News In Photos9/27/18Kavanaugh: ‘I Am Not Denying That Ford Was Sexually Assaulted In Some Alternate Dimension, Plane Of Existence’
Sep 27 2018News in Brief9/27/18News in Brief9/27/18Kavanaugh Impressed By Hazing Rituals Before They Let You Join Supreme Court
