Sep 16 2019News In Photos9/16/19News In Photos9/16/19Kavanaugh Denies New Sexual Misconduct Claim During Emotional, Pants-Less Press Conference
Apr 1 2019News in Brief4/1/19News in Brief4/1/19Brett Kavanaugh Reiterates Cruel And Unusual Punishment What Makes Someone A True KappaWASHINGTON—In a statement confirming his support of the recent U.S. Supreme Court decision on lethal injection and…
Feb 5 2019News In Photos2/5/19News In Photos2/5/19Kavanaugh Offers Elena Kagan Pull Of Vodka From Aquafina Bottle
Oct 6 2018News In Photos10/6/18News In Photos10/6/18Pussy-Hat-Wearing Jeff Flake Spotted Protesting Outside Senate Ahead Of Voting Yes For Kavanaugh
Oct 5 2018News in Brief10/5/18News in Brief10/5/18Senator Feinstein Wondering If Now A Good Time To Disclose 7 Highly Credible Murder Allegations Against Kavanaugh She Received Weeks AgoWASHINGTON—Weighing the importance of the information against the potential political fallout, Senator Dianne…
Oct 5 2018News in Brief10/5/18News in Brief10/5/18Kavanaugh Blasted For Destroying Reputation Of Good Man WASHINGTON—Decrying the tactics as a smear campaign against an exemplary judge, Republicans blasted Brett Kavanaugh…
Oct 4 2018News in Brief10/4/18News in Brief10/4/18Dick Durbin Wakes Up Chained To Radiator With Instructions To Saw Open Own Stomach To Access Kavanaugh ReportWASHINGTON—Stirring from his chloroform-induced stupor to discover a handwritten note shoved inside his pocket,…
Oct 3 2018News in Brief10/3/18News in Brief10/3/18Clinton Laughs Off Idea She Politically Savvy Enough To Launch Revenge Campaign On KavanaughCHAPPAQUA, NY—Brushing aside insinuations that she had anything to do with the rancorous confirmation process,…
Oct 2 2018News in Brief10/2/18News in Brief10/2/18Kavanaugh Starting To Get Worried About Not Hearing Back After Job InterviewWASHINGTON—Frantically pacing around his home, pausing only to refresh his email inbox and check his phone’s call…
Oct 2 2018News in Brief10/2/18News in Brief10/2/18Chuck Grassley Scratches ‘Christine Blasey’s A Slut’ Into Senate Bathroom StallWASHINGTON—In an effort to undermine the credibility of the woman who testified that Supreme Court nominee Brett…
Oct 1 2018News in Brief10/1/18News in Brief10/1/18Nation Urged To Be Extra Sensitive To Men Reliving Trauma Of Not Getting SomethingWASHINGTON—Admonishing everyone who knows, works with, or is related to a man to consider the feelings of men for…
Oct 1 2018News In Photos10/1/18News In Photos10/1/18White House Insists It Won’t Dictate The Manner In Which Kavanaugh Exonerated
Oct 1 2018News in Brief10/1/18News in Brief10/1/18Newly Sober Kavanaugh Introduces Sponsor Who Says He Needs Supreme Court Seat As Part Of RecoveryWASHINGTON—Explaining that the lifetime appointment would provide vital structure and purpose, newly sober Brett…
Sep 28 2018News In Photos9/28/18News In Photos9/28/18GOP Claims Kavanaugh Shouldn’t Lose Appointment For Youthful Indiscretion Of Repeatedly Lying Under Oath
Sep 28 2018News In Photos9/28/18News In Photos9/28/18Blushing Brett Kavanaugh Admits He Flattered Christine Blasey Ford Never Forgot His Laugh
Sep 28 2018News In Photos9/28/18News In Photos9/28/18GOP Mulls Forcing Christine Blasey Ford To Publicly Apologize To Kavanaugh Just For Hell Of It
Sep 27 2018News In Photos9/27/18News In Photos9/27/18Kavanaugh: ‘I Am Not Denying That Ford Was Sexually Assaulted In Some Alternate Dimension, Plane Of Existence’
Sep 27 2018News in Brief9/27/18News in Brief9/27/18Kavanaugh Impressed By Hazing Rituals Before They Let You Join Supreme CourtWASHINGTON—Admitting he was surprised by all the tasks required of him in order to enter the prestigious…