The Inventory

Pfizer Denies Encouraging Drug Abuse By Packaging Fentanyl With Cooking Spoon, Lighter

Thursday 11:21AM

Rust Belt Town Protests Construction Of New Truck Stop That Would Obstruct Views Of State Penitentiary

Craftsman Confirms New Hammer Backwards-Compatible With Previous Generation Of Nails

5/13/19 11:12AM

Agile, Dynamic Company Able To Respond To Any Challenge By Laying Off Half Of Staff

5/09/19 11:59AM

Radicalized Patagonia Releases New Fleece Made Of 100% Recycled Oil Company CEOs

5/02/19 12:01PM

Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong

Tesla Posts Massive First Quarter Loss After Self-Driving Car Absconds With $702 Million In Cash

I Will Personally Destroy The Chances Of Any 2020 Candidate Who Doesn’t Get Their Picture Taken Eating At Culver’s

Unclear If Store Called ‘Casa Spazio’ Sells Leather Sofas Or Pizzas

Line Item On Aetna Insurance Bill Just ‘Paying For CEO’s Yacht’

Venmo Rolls Out Feature Allowing Users To Send Goons To Collect Payment

4/19/19 11:59AM

Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts

Neutrogena Calls For Worldwide Cleansing In Effort To Attain Facial Purity

Report: There An Adult Superstore Off Exit 16

Cinnabon Defends $800 Million Contract To Manufacture Pastries For Saudi Arabia

4/17/19 10:26AM

Lockheed Martin Executive Fondly Recalls Humble Beginning Dealing Arms Out Of Back Of Chrysler LeBaron

New Report Finds Amazon May Be Listening To You Through Hardcover Copies Of Michelle Obama’s ‘Becoming’

Big Tech Companies With Government Contracts

New Era Introduces New Spiked Baseball Caps To Keep Pigeons From Landing On Players’ Heads

Getting Arm Squeezed By Walgreens Blood Pressure Machine Most Physical Contact Man Has Had In Months

4/04/19 10:23AM

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