PORTLAND, OR—Going out of his way to demonstrate his dedication to the company, McDaniel Software Group employee…

ROCHESTER, MN—Speaking with reporters about how lucky he feels to be pursuing his life’s passion full-time, local…

TOLEDO, OH—Appalled by the level of deluded selfishness of millennials in the labor force, citizens expressed shock…

SAN FRANCISCO—Beaming with pride as he recalled the support he gave coworker Laura Wolff when he refrained from…

BUFFALO, NY—Expressing concern that his true calling isn’t flying a big rocket ship to Mars, local 6-year-old Kevin…

CLEVELAND—In a devastatingly sad overestimation of his influence in the professional world, local father Bruce…

SANTA ROSA, CA—In a troubling study released by the California Parenting Institute on Thursday, behavioral experts…

BOULDER, CO—Claiming that anyone with even a little bit of pride in their company would have dismissed such a…

NEW YORK—Noting that his four years at Fordham University hadn’t even led to a 3,000-square-foot penthouse apartment…

TULSA, OK—Dreading the day new technologies would emerge to render his craft obsolete, Vince Callahan, an autoworker…

ALBUQUERQUE, NM—Concerned that the span of unemployment on his résumé could be a liability during an upcoming job…

AUSTIN, TX—Simultaneously lamenting that “it’s every day with his bullshit,” both marketing analyst Evan Hall and…

BOSTON—Saying he had no idea how someone like his supervisor got the job in the first place, local marketing…

WASHINGTON—Saying she only had two years left to find a “real career,” White House Communications Director Hope…

SHOW LOW, AZ—Describing him as a family man who always has a smile on his face, sources within the Show Low Police…

LACONIA, NH—Deciding that enough time had passed since sending her previous unanswered query, local woman Enid…