Mar 31News in Brief3/31/20News in Brief3/31/20Employee Proves Diligence By Arriving To Video Conference Call Extra Hour Early Every MorningPORTLAND, OR—Going out of his way to demonstrate his dedication to the company, McDaniel Software Group employee…
Feb 26News2/26/20News2/26/20Neurosurgeon Feels Lucky He Was Able To Turn Hobby Into CareerROCHESTER, MN—Speaking with reporters about how lucky he feels to be pursuing his life’s passion full-time, local…
Sep 4 2019News In Photos9/4/19News In Photos9/4/19Scholar Wishes Someone Would Refer To Him As Preeminent
Jul 3 2019News in Brief7/3/19News in Brief7/3/19Entitled Burger King Employee Wants $15 An Hour Just For Dealing With Worst Of America Every DayTOLEDO, OH—Appalled by the level of deluded selfishness of millennials in the labor force, citizens expressed shock…
Jun 10 2019News in Brief6/10/19News in Brief6/10/19Man Can’t Help But Think He Played Small Part In Female Coworker’s Success By Not Actively Sabotaging Her CareerSAN FRANCISCO—Beaming with pride as he recalled the support he gave coworker Laura Wolff when he refrained from…
Jun 7 2019News in Brief6/7/19News in Brief6/7/196-Year-Old Hoping It’s Not Too Late To Shift Career Path From Astronaut To FirefighterBUFFALO, NY—Expressing concern that his true calling isn’t flying a big rocket ship to Mars, local 6-year-old Kevin…
Feb 4 2019News in Brief2/4/19News in Brief2/4/19Dad Heartbreakingly Thinks His Connections Can Help Son Find JobCLEVELAND—In a devastatingly sad overestimation of his influence in the professional world, local father Bruce…
Jan 31 2019News in Brief1/31/19News in Brief1/31/19Parenting Experts Warn Screen Time Greatly Increases Risk Of Child Becoming An InfluencerSANTA ROSA, CA—In a troubling study released by the California Parenting Institute on Thursday, behavioral experts…
Jan 29 2019News in Brief1/29/19News in Brief1/29/19Man Losing Respect For Incompetent Boss Who Won’t Fire HimBOULDER, CO—Claiming that anyone with even a little bit of pride in their company would have dismissed such a…
Jan 22 2019News in Brief1/22/19News in Brief1/22/19Man Regrets Wasting Money On College After Failing To Secure Perfect Dream Life By 24NEW YORK—Noting that his four years at Fordham University hadn’t even led to a 3,000-square-foot penthouse apartment…
Jan 15 2019News in Brief1/15/19News in Brief1/15/19Man Crouched Inside Of Robotic Welding Arm Terrified Robot Will Eventually Take His JobTULSA, OK—Dreading the day new technologies would emerge to render his craft obsolete, Vince Callahan, an autoworker…
Nov 15 2017News11/15/17News11/15/17Man At Job Interview Praying He Isn’t Asked About 2-Year Gap In Résumé When He Was Abducted By AliensALBUQUERQUE, NM—Concerned that the span of unemployment on his résumé could be a liability during an upcoming job…
Nov 10 2017News in Brief11/10/17News in Brief11/10/17Neither Boss Nor Employee Paid Enough To Deal With Each OtherAUSTIN, TX—Simultaneously lamenting that “it’s every day with his bullshit,” both marketing analyst Evan Hall and…
Oct 31 2017News In Photos10/31/17News In Photos10/31/17Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Oct 3 2017News in Brief10/3/17News in Brief10/3/17Man Pretty Sure He Could Run This Company Into Ground Way Better Than BossBOSTON—Saying he had no idea how someone like his supervisor got the job in the first place, local marketing…
Sep 13 2017VideoNOW: Focus9/13/17 VideoNOW: Focus9/13/17Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes
Aug 31 2017News in Brief8/31/17News in Brief8/31/17Affable Detective With Healthy Personal Life Hasn’t Solved Case In MonthsSHOW LOW, AZ—Describing him as a family man who always has a smile on his face, sources within the Show Low Police…
Aug 29 2017News in Brief8/29/17News in Brief8/29/17Third Desperate, Unsolicited Email To Tenuous Business Contact Should Do The TrickLACONIA, NH—Deciding that enough time had passed since sending her previous unanswered query, local woman Enid…