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Sun Still Shining And People Laughing As Though Rip Torn Isn’t Dead

‘Big Little Lies’ Producers Forced To Blur Reese Witherspoon's Face Out After Realizing She Never Signed Release

Taylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At Center Of Gay Rights Narrative

803 Years, 803 Memories: Bon Jovi Looks Back At The Magna Carta

6/14/19 11:18AM

Zach Braff, Alyssa Milano Call Out Trump For Far More Effectively Pivoting To Politics To Save Floundering Career

Panicking Taylor Swift Realizes It Too Late To Call Off Assassination After Katy Perry Makes Peace Offering

6/12/19 12:06PM

Jay-Z Vows Not To Lose Touch With Millionaire Roots On Gritty Throwback Track About Buying First Yacht

Sports News In Brief

Sports News In Brief

Depressed LeBron James Realizes That At His Age Copernicus Was Developing Theory Of Heliocentrism

Moby Provides Long-Range, Blurry Photo Taken Through Window To Prove He Currently Dating Natalie Portman

Keanu Reeves Recalls Preparing For ‘John Wick 3’ By Acting In Two Previous ‘John Wick’ Films

5/23/19 10:26AM

Bugs Bunny Explains How LeBron Helped Him Get Sober For Role In ‘Space Jam’ Sequel

‘Voila,’ Yells Exhausted Lady Gaga During 149th Consecutive Costume Change As Met Visitors Gingerly Step Over Her

Failing Memory Fuses Robert Wuhl, Kevin Pollack Into Single Entity

JJ Abrams Announces Meryl Streep Will Take Over Role Of Chewbacca

Judge Sentences Lori Loughlin To 100 Hours Of Community Theater

Christian Bale Loses 40 Years For Upcoming Movie Role

‘C’mon, C’mon,’ Says Matt Damon Desperately Searching For Own Name On List Of IMDB User Dolphinsoul60’s Top 100 Actors

3/14/19 10:28AM

Tabloid Reveals Pete Davidson, Kate Beckinsale Only Dating As PR Stunt To Promote New York Rangers

Wary Michael Jackson Hologram Just Trying To Keep Low Profile

‘You Know, I Directed It Too,’ Bradley Cooper Says Out Loud Again To No One In Particular

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