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Babysitter Enters Third Hour Of Negotiations To Get 4-Year-Old To Put His Pants Back On

American Museum Of Natural History Acquires Rare Third-Grader Separated From Group On Class Trip

Couple Wouldn’t Have Stayed In Loveless Marriage If They Knew That’s How Kid Would Turn Out

6/10/19 10:34AM

6-Year-Old Hoping It’s Not Too Late To Shift Career Path From Astronaut To Firefighter

Bored 4-Year-Old Mixes Things Up By Watching Movie She’s Only Seen 97 Times

6/07/19 10:44AM

Community That Came Together To Pay For Kid’s Cancer Treatment Goes Bankrupt Too

Father Spends Joyful Afternoon Throwing Son Around Backyard

6/04/19 12:27PM

Adrenaline-Fueled Mother Lifts Heavy Child From Car

5/20/19 12:33PM

Abused 12-Year-Old Alabama Girl Doesn’t Think She Can Handle Being A Mom On Top Of Everything Else

5/15/19 12:42PM

Car Ride Devoted To Explaining What Things Will Be Different About Grandma This Visit

5/10/19 11:43AM

Divorcing Parents Assure Anxious Kids That Dog Still Loves Them

Dipshit Toddler Waving At Wall

Weird Birthday Boy Blowing Out Candles Wishes For John Hickenlooper To Win Democratic Primary

4/25/19 12:07PM

Child Promised He Can Go Right Back To Video Game After Giving Dying Grandfather One Last Hug

Kirstjen Nielsen Reminds Herself She A Private Citizen Now After Instinctively Detaining Mexican Child On The Street

Overwhelmed New Grandparents Finally Feeling What It Like To Love A Child

3/15/19 11:30AM

Parenting Experts Warn Screen Time Greatly Increases Risk Of Child Becoming An Influencer

Weird Kid Opts To Sit Perfectly Still, Let Universe Decide His Fate After Teacher Instructs Class To Pair Up

ICE Launches Campaign To Reunite Immigrant Children With Arresting Officer

Charity Notes Even One Dollar Can Help A Needy Child But You’d Have To Be A Dick To Give That Little

12/21/18 2:13PM

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